Lt. Peachfuzz here.
The pleasure's mine, I assure you.
I welcome you to my home, warm with its inhabitants yet strikingly cold to the touch. Feel free to explore the floors to your heart's content; give the button a push if you wish to call my attention.
I sincerely hope you enjoy your stay.
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